- Fili and Kili molest Bilbo's ears
- angelsallfire wrote in hobbitficfind
- January 13th, 9:22
God what a horrible title. Ok. Bilbo's hair is getting long and Kili and Fili offer to braid it to get it out of his eyes. During the braiding, they realize how sensitive Bilbo's ears are and think it's hilarious to hold him still and rub his ears. Kili even bites him at one point. Bilbo's screams bring the rest of the company and Gandalf tells them how such actions are usually a prelude to rape. Thorin makes the brothers crawl to Bilbo to apologize. Please please help??